oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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