I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
