why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
