idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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