id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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