Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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