Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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