More tranny stories later!
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
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