so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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