Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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