I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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