so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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