Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
The adults are the big ones right?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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