just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I would fuck him just for his dog
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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