It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
