sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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