He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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