I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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