i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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