So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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