You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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