You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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