The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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