No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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