i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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