youre lurking in front of me
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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