your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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