Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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