my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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