WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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