So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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