Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He shit in the fireplace
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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