I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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