It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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