i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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