True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
