Just fell off a train. Bad.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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