I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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