fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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