ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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