Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Randomize
