I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Randomize
