Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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