That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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