She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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