he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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