Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I supernannyed him into submission
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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