I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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