new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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