Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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