Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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